FB and Whatsapp Loan Joke

 अगर भारत सरकार FaceBook और Whatsapp पर

DP बदलने के लिए 1 रुपये लेना शुरू कर दे तो

कुछ ही दिनों में भारत..

अमेरिका चीन को लोन देने में सक्ष्म हो जाएगा

Wo Konsi Situation Hoti Hai, .........

Wo Konsi Situation Hoti Hai, Jis Mein Mard 10 Mint Mein Thak Jata Hai Or Ourat Chahti Hai K Wo Karta Rahay. Think??? “SHOPPING” Magar aap ki Soch Ko Salam Hai

What is it that all men have,............

What is it that all men have, Some has longer or Some has shorter & man gives it to his wife after they married ? U dirty mind, It’s SURNAME

Boy : what is that u ..............

Boy : what is that u keep in ur mouth which
is 6 long and move it in and out and wait for
a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

Feeling bored? Wondering,........

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your . . book from your bag and study..!

What is “big” in Ladies.........

What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls and “not” there in babies??? ? ? ? ? The Letter “L” what u thinking..?? dirty mind

Girl : what do u like in me?.............

Girl : what do u like in me? Boyfriend : Those 2 big white balls having a large black dot in center of it… Girl : What ? ? ? Bfrnd: yes darling your eyes.

LADY: SARHI me ...........

LADY: SARHI me 1 bhi sorakh dikha to sarhi wapis kr dungi. DUKANDAR: Madam, ap “SORAKH” dikhao to sahi, Sarhi apko free me de dunga.

Dukandar: is bori pay..............

Dukandar: is bori pay mat bethna, phat jay gy…! Gahak: Iss mein ghubary hein kya…? Dukandar: Nahi! Keel hein..

What’s about six inches...........

Q: What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out? A: A toothbrush.


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