Ajeeb matlabi Sapna

Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”

Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”

Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”

Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na?

Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!!

Girl Friend - Boy Friend

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,

Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di.

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Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jinme se
3 mazedar ye hain
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1. Pencil se

2. Pen se

3. Marker se

Kabhi to sidha socha kar 

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Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!

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Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

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Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
Guar farmaiyega Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
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Par usse na boliye jo tose tagda hoye!!

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